December Words

Normally I set aside Sundays for releases of Thar adventures. As anticipated, however, I haven’t been able to get one ready the week before Christmas but I’m still committed to my “post a day for a year” thing, so instead we’re going to talk about my word count in December.

To catch up anyone who isn’t a regular reader of the blog (this category includes all people), my current goal in writing is to reach one million words, and to that end I’m trying to write at least 25,000 words a month every month. As of my successful NaNoWriMo this year I had 825,000 lifetime words, so at that rate I’ll hit one million on June 30th of next year.

I’m currently at 14,270 out of 16,935, though in my defense I’m also writing this early in the morning, so the real number to compare to is December 20th’s goal of 16,129. Those of you who are good at math will have noticed that this number is still bigger than 14,270, though, which means I still have a problem. I had this kind of problem multiple times in NaNoWriMo, though, and I was consistently able to overcome it just as soon as I had an outline sorted. Most of December’s writing has been discovery writing random plot bunnies as they occur to me, usually for 2k-5k at a stretch before tying up the story (often only one or two scenes long) and moving on to something else. I’ve also been building an outline in the back of my head, but I’ve been consistently dissatisfied with that outline, which is why it took me three weeks to settle on one that I liked. I’m now about 70% confident that I’ll follow my current outline through to the end of December and be able to finish on time using it, and hopefully continue relying on it into January.

Either way, my immediate plan is for sure to follow that outline to the tune of 2k words per day until I catch up, and maybe even build a bit of a buffer. That approach worked out for me pretty well in November, and that’s when my word quota per day was 1,667 rather than 806.

I’m beginning to fear I may have bitten off more than I can chew for my Imbolc goals (like I do), but I’m nothing if not stubborn. You’ll read this a few days from now, but for me, it’s Yule. The deepest night of the year. As per tradition, it is here, in the iciest grip of winter, that I defy the darkness.

Codex Alera: A Lame Answer To A Dumb Bet

So there’s this story that goes around about the origins of Codex Alera, a fantasy series by Jim Butcher. The story goes that someone was arguing that some ideas were just bad, and couldn’t have good novels wrung out of them. Jim Butcher said he could write a good novel out of any idea, because what mattered was storytelling and craft, not big ideas. So the other guy challenged him to write a book about the lost Roman legion and Pokemon, the two worst ideas he could come up with, and Jim Butcher did, and it was Codex Alera.

I hate how popular this story is, because even though I agree with the ultimate point, this is a really weak way of defending it, and being so weak implies that it’s the best defense the idea has. The fact is, Jim Butcher half-assed the inclusion of both the lost Roman legion and Pokemon in the actual end result of Codex Alera, and neither of those two things were particularly lame ideas in the first place.

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Forums Are The Best

I’ll admit the title is not-fully-accurate clickbait, but in my defense it was out of laziness rather than malice. I’m not sure how to cram the thesis statement, which is that webforums have a significant but oft-overlooked advantage over modern social media (Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Pinterest, etc.) in that aspiring creators of any kind of media can discreetly advertise their work in such a way that it will still actually reach board members. Specifically, a creator can put a one-line pitch for their work in their signature, turn that one line into a hyperlink, and an unobtrusive ad for their stuff will appear in every post they ever make. At that point, they can advertise their work by being an active and constructive member of the community. Every post they make is advertising for their work, and every good post they make is advertising that other forum-goers might actually like or care about. People who don’t want to be advertised to barely even have to notice.

This is about the only thing that worries me about how gaming communities are beginning to congregate more and more around Discord. Discord is generally speaking a very good communication platform that doesn’t suffer the serious problems that sites like, for my most loathed example, Reddit are plagued by, but there is no means of unobtrusive advertising like this. Your only two options are 1) maintain a small enough community that someone can be all “hey guys, I wrote a book” and people will check it out purely on basis of knowing that guy and being curious what he’s up to – although that’s still way less effective than the way a forum user reminds people of their work every time they post, because someone who doesn’t care enough to check it out the first time might get curious eventually, or else 2) you can have a dedicated advertising channel and let people post their stuff there on a weekly basis or however often they update, but generally speaking these channels are used exclusively by other creators, which is a tiny market compared to the community as a whole. Very few people intentionally go to advertising channels to see what the community members are up to.

Unlike Reddit’s flaws, which I consider debilitating (and most other social media have similar if not worse “features” that hold attention but produce terrible communities), I don’t think Discord is particularly negatively impacted by this, but it does make me worry about the future of indie creation, real bottom rung “slapped together in my garage for $50 or less” style indie creation, when its creators can’t rely on being sincere and productive members of a community to advertise their stuff, and instead have to resort to either spending lots of money for proper ad campaigns or annoying sales tactics like finding any excuse to reference their work while dropping a shameless plug.

Ensemble Outlines

Plot outlines are a thing that people do sometimes. What I’ve discovered in November, however, is that character outlines are also an important part of my process. I’d been doing them on autopilot as part of the standard idea percolation process preceding a novel that I didn’t notice how damaging they were until I forced a first draft on a very specific schedule for the sake of the NaNoWriMo creative writing challenge. So if nothing else, that writing has taught me the importance of these outlines.

So, you’re probably wondering how a character outline can even work, and if you have any idea at all, you’re probably expecting some kind of template or form that you fill out. That’s not how I do it (although apparently the Snowflake Method works for some people, and it involves doing that). I do ensemble outlines, and not in a Five Man Band “make all characters fit into this kinda loose formula” kind of way. I’ll explain below the break.

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A Second Invocation

Fifty thousand words complete,
A sparrow spreads his wings,
Kindled, now, with newfound heat,
A power that softly sings,

Far now from my heart’s desire,
Much distance from here to there,
To win I must yet fly much higher,
A sparrow can’t save a bear,

Time now to spread newfound wings,
I’ve never outflown this doom,
But I’ve got precious little choice,
‘Lest my friend find a rav’nous tomb,

Clio give me patience,
Urania give me sight,
Erato give me passion,
Calliope help me fight,

Terpsichore make me agile,
Euterpe help me rhyme,
Klaus and Jullianne stay with me,
Polyhymnia give me time,

To win this day I must ascend,
To the plane of much larger birds,
Goddesses please guide my flight,
I must first reach one million words.

Twenty-Nine of Thirty

So, I’ve cracked the secret to winning NaNoWriMo.

Step one, invoke pagan deities, specifically the muses. I can’t guarantee results if you pray to other gods.

Step two, write an outline that doesn’t cover the first scene of your novel, so you still end up staring at a blank page for hours trying to figure out where to start. While you’re writing that outline, make sure that it’ll only last you for ten or twenty thousand words.

In step three, your cunning planning back in step two comes back into play, as you stare helplessly into the void that is your first page. So far, so good!

In step four, you go to a write-in to build up a good head of steam right at the beginning.

In step five, you squander that steam and spend the whole day playing Hornet Leader instead. I think other solitaire board games work, too, but video games don’t seem to do the trick. In fact, I’m getting ahead of myself a little here, but some games actually seem to produce more words, which isn’t going to help at all in the squandering phase of the month.

Step six is to spend a full day doing almost nothing but writing a new outline because you ran out of the old one. So, advance planning is again critical.

Now that you’re way behind, step seven is to attend a family member’s funeral in order to lag even further. You may have to arrange an accident for someone if nobody dies of natural causes – that wasn’t an issue for me this year.

You wanna follow the same basic theme over the next few days. Maybe write something completely unrelated to your actual project, or recycle the outline issues you faced earlier, or if you’re really out of ideas for ways to fall behind, just write no words the whole day for no reason at all. That last one might feel like cheating for the “floundering and falling behind” portion of the plan, but it’s not against the rules, so go for it.

On step nine, let go of your feelings and start writing random junk you can’t possibly publish because fuck it, words are words.

Now that you’re way the Hell behind, take the opportunity to reflect on your writing style, how you best work as a writer, and how squeezing the planning stages of a 50,000 word novel into two days because you decided to do NaNo at the last second was really dumb, and is also making you look kind of ridiculous for earlier saying that outline writers had an inherent advantage in the challenge.

Going into the home stretch, use up your final outline to get yourself back on target and with so little time left to spare that you can’t safely sink another day into outlining, then try to go back to your roots and write some absurd fantasy comedy like you did in high school. Realize quickly that you are a completely different and far less light-hearted person.

Right before you enter into your very home stretch, wrest superpowers from the unforgiving maw of Cuphead and use them to finish a day ahead of schedule. I think Dark Souls will also work for these purposes.

Now all that’s left to do is to write a dumb, sarcastic blog post that sounded like a good idea at the start but probably would’ve been better off as a more sincere recap of the month rather than a lame “fake advice” gag that overstays its welcome by like eight paragraphs. But look, the point here wasn’t to write good words, it was to overcome winter blues so strong they may actually be diagnosable by punching a keyboard until 50,000 words come out.

NaNo 2017 Winner banner

So. Got that all squared away.

Twenty-Eight of Thirty

So I definitely like my writing less without an outline, but it’s happening at all, and in November I’ll take that. I’m up to 47,516 out of 46,667 today, on target to be finished tomorrow (the 29th, so today by the time this actually goes live and anyone can read it). It was touch and go for a bit, but I think I’ve got this.

Also, today this happened:

Cuphead Fin

So I figure that basically makes me invincible.

 

Twenty-Seven of Thirty

The moral of today’s story is that even when you are in a new and unfamiliar city and have no idea who the good dentists are, you should not put off visiting one for two years, otherwise you will have all the cavities and have to have your teeth replaced with a stainless steel maw like you’re Jaws from The Spy Who Loved Me.

Jaws
I am, of course, exaggerating. You can only have half of your teeth replaced by villainous murder weapons in one day, so we’re going to have the rest installed next week.

Due to that dental appointment, I once again had my entire schedule shuffled around and my writing time pushed to the edge of midnight, which, y’know, isn’t that weird a place for it to be, so whatever. I reached 44,776 out of 45,000 before midnight and got up to 45,027 within fifteen minutes of midnight. Once again, the issue here is that I cannot use that trick for the November 30th words. I’m going to try and aim for 2.5k words a day for this home stretch so that come November 30th, I will already have succeeded. If I end up hitting that mark at 12:30 on November 30th instead of 11:30 on November 29th, it won’t make a big difference the way it would if that were 12:30 on December 1st versus 11:30 on November 30th.

Twenty-Six of Thirty

Today I wrapped up my latest outline and then started in discovery writing some nonsense about a D&D-esque lich with a corporate bent who needs to rebuild his business from the ground up after some adventurers wreck his latest venture and he gets fired by the evil overlord. I have hit 43,434 out of 43,334 words. That is a full one hundred words ahead of quota, and hopefully my dental appointment tomorrow won’t interfere with my ability to stay on top of that.

Between the clearly comedic nature of my current story and the short story potpourri that the project has turned into, it should be easy to wrap things up in an absurdist hurry if I hit 50,000 with no actual conclusion in sight, so I should be good on that front.