So, we have two different release schedules. Regular blog readers get this post on April 1st, but contributors to our Patreon get it March 25th. So, we can’t really do an April Fool’s joke, even if we could find a way to make April Fool’s fresh and interesting after two decades of online media snatching all the low-hanging, middle-hanging, and probably most of the high-hanging fruit. All of this to say that no, this isn’t a prank. This is a real, actual project that one of our contributors happened to have most of the way finished and decided to finish up and release it. We don’t consider this important enough to go to the trouble of formatting it and turning it into a .pdf that’s less of a nightmare to navigate, but if there’s a lot of demand for it, we’ll reconsider.