The thrilling conclusion to my griping about season three of Space Janitors is below the break. If you haven’t seen it and you’re particular about spoilers, I recommend watching it in its entirety. It’s worth your time and doesn’t cost anything.
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Space Janitors: S3E3-E6
Space Janitors is a workplace comedy webseries taking place on the Death Star. It’s funny and if you care about spoilers I recommend you go and watch it before reading my ongoing criticisms of season three, which mostly worked even despite the flaws that I’m cataloging in meticulous detail here.
Space Janitors: S3E2
As mentioned before, Space Janitors is a workplace comedy taking place on board the Death Star, it’s pretty good and I recommend you watch it before reading me complain about it in excruciating detail. Spoilers for me complaining about season 3 will be below the break.
Space Janitors: S3E1
Space Janitors is a comedy webseries about a pair of janitors who work on the Death Star. It’s not perfect, but it’s good enough that I recommend watching it if you think the premise sounds interesting. It’s a total of twenty-four episodes between five and fifteen minutes (ish) a piece, so it’s not that hard to binge. I’m getting that out of the way up front because I’m spoiling the Hell out of this so that I can complain about its third season.
Superhot Is Not As Clever As It Thinks It Is
Another random article wherein I complain about things that are on my mind right now. I am going to be spoiling the shit out of both Superhot and Undertale in this post. I don’t think spoiling Superhot will hurt you much at all, but Undertale is a spectacular game that you should absolutely be playing blind, so give that a whirl if you haven’t already and then come back.
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The Problem With Mario Timelines
I’m not even going to pretend that I’m not procrastinating a little here, but with the buffer barely over a week (which means I have almost no breathing room at all if I want to keep content coming to my patrons a week early) I’ll take whatever random nonsense I can hammer out in an hour just to give me more breathing room. Can you tell this wasn’t supposed to be a one-man project?
Anyway, below the break we’ll talk about the problem with Mario timelines. Obviously the problem is ultimately that the Mario games have paper-thin plots with little to no continuity, but there’s a more specific problem that makes them hard to assemble into a timeline – and this more specific problem is relatively recent.
The Gathering Storm: This, Too, Shall Pass
So the Gathering Storm continues to drift in a direction that looks very much like Age of Sigmar for 40k. That doesn’t mean that all is lost, though. In this post, I’m going to give you a reason to take the shotgun out of your mouth.
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The Gathering Storm: Primarines
So now that we’ve covered most of the real content of the Gathering Storm, let’s talk about one of the key motivations behind it: The release of the Newtm Primaristm space marinestm.
The Gathering Storm Is Bad: Rise of the Mary Sue
Last time I left off with a tease that we were finally going to talk about the problem of Mary Sues in 40k. I wasn’t lying. Today we’re talking about how 40k has gone full Matt Ward.
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The Gathering Storm Is Bad: 40k Is Not Epic Fantasy
We’re coming to the conclusion of why the Gathering Storm is bad and addressing its most severe problems in this post, where we’ll tackle the problems that came through in Rise of the Primarch and especially those in the leak of the fourth book, as well as how those problems lurked under the surface of the first two books.
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Chamomile Has A Blog 